She toured.

And off we go again.

As I wrote in Bad Vibes Only, I am not a traveler. I will travel but I would just as soon not travel. I like where I live, I like my things, I like my coffee (okay, my husband’s coffee, which he makes and hands to me in the mornings before my eyes have fully opened). I like being places, I do not enjoy getting there. When I do travel, I fully believe that I could live there. Where? Anywhere.

This past fall, we took off on the Terrible, Thanks for Asking Bad Vibe Only Tour. I went to Pennsylvania four different times in October and November and texted my husband

I think I could live in Lancaster.

Look up Harrisburg. So cute!

I love Philadelphia.

I went to Milwaukee and spent the day wandering the streets until my hotel would let me check in, and scrolling Trulia for available homes in South Milwaukee. I know this is not a cool thing. You’re supposed to love travel as much as you love craft beer (no thank you) or food (apologies to foodies but the word gives me the creeps and I have the p…