Stop Being Like This!!

(OR ELSE!) <- this is a threat

I’ve been Professionally Online for over a decade¹.

I have been glued to comments and replies. I’ve read the reviews for my books, my podcast, my face, my personality.

And even the meanest ones — and wow, people can be mean on the Internet! — are no match for my own internal monologue.

There is nothing you can say about me that I haven’t already said to m…