I have one simple question for you:
Have you ever vomited on your dog’s head?
I lied, I have a second question:
Have you ever vomited on a dog’s head; your own dog or the dog of another person?
If you answered no to either or both of these questions, you can be assured that you are not me, the woman who vomited on her own dog’s head not 72 hours ago.
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