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The Sunday Dreads Vol. 47

I have very few solid memories of college, probably because I spent most of those four years pickling myself in a brine of cheap beer and shame, and because on more than one occasion I woke up concussed on the floor of a bar after simply…falling down drunk with only the sticky, rotting wood floor beneath me to soften the blow.

But I do remember sitting i…